1	Psycho	Known for his ability to keep his cool and to keep restrained at the most trying of times. Another Pie with a figure to match the team's name.
	2	Ooh Ahh	Uncle Andy to his friends, and BJ to his even closer friends. Ooh Ahh has always been the shining example for the younger members to look up to.
	3	Chunder	Got his name through his ability to keep in touch with his folks back home on the big white telephone. One never known to turn down a pint or three…
	4	Frosty	Given the name after his wedding speech, which almost caused the audience to melt with emotion. Another of the elders acting responsible in front on the younger members of the Pies - Not !
	5	Panda	The most complicated of nick-names to have to explain to his parents. Awarded the name after his ability to "Eat Shoots and Leaves" at every opportunity. An unfortunate name that has stuck with him even though he is now a changed man with his feet comfortably under the table.
	6	Grocer	Grocer Guy has had his name ever since he was a wee lad working at his Dad's village store - now he's a grown lad but he's still working at his Dad's village store and therefore the name has stuck with him…
	7	Moose	Another nick-name that is difficult to explain to the parents and potential new girlfriends. Awarded the name of "Moose" after his late night hunting abilities one year at the Tulse Hill Centenary Festival evening disco.
	8	Smudger	Not an easy name to explain. The straightest guy in the Pies who caused all sorts of problems when trying to come up with a nick name. Smudger eventually came about because of his surname Smith - Could have been better I know !
	9	Virgin	Not as you might think, Virgin did not receive his name after his ability to resist numerous women who have been known to throw themselves at him. Instead the name Virgin was given because of his relation to the famous Virgin of them all, Richard Branson.
	10	Pies	The leader of The Norfolk Pies, named both for his well formed figure and also to identify him as the holy one who has led the Pies on numerous successful hockey missions - we don't like to mention the defeats - in fact if we fail, we refuse to play the same team ever again !
	11	Stroppy	Got his name whilst on tour one year at Rochford. Known for his stroppy'ness on the field of battle, and was heard having a major strop whilst being substituted in a relaxed festival match. A player not seen at a Pies game for some time, but we are trying to track Stroppy down to invite him to play in a forthcoming fixture, I also understand that a number of loan sharks are also trying to track him down !
	12	Shaggy	Shaggy has had his nick name for some time. His name does not come from his numerous early nights and late mornings. It is actually derived from shuffling his surname around, adding a few letters, removing a few others and adding the odd letter here and there - very confusing and too difficult to explain.
	14	Hicky	Our Dutch import in the side bringing everything we need except some hockey playing ability. This nick name is one that you'll guess. His name was awarded after turning up for the umpteenth Pies game with yet another love bite on his neck - he is yet to understand how to use a hoover properly !
	15	Melvin	Mr Straight in the team. The only way we could come up with a name was to extract the urine out of his middle name - "Melvin". Well there you have it, what an interesting background to that one.
	16	X Man	Named after the famous Malcolm X - dunno why ! But more oftenly known as the "F Man" for his ability to use the "F" word in more sentences than any other person we've ever known.
	17	Fingers	Yes this nick name does have some sexual relevance. Need I say more ! Fingers is another of the Pies who is currently missing in action...
	18	Mozza	Mozza is one of the recent recruits into the Pies. Has something nobody else has got with the women, which the rest of the boys hope is not catching !
	19	Bunkers	Our local Fisherman / GreenKeeper / Mechanic / etc etc joined us in 1998. Bunkers is another of the chaps currently retired (in his mid 20's) and waiting for that big call up !
	21	Bambi	Our Disney look-a-likey character in the side. Joined the Pies this year after being spotted drinking at 4 o'clock in the morning prior to a Norwich City 1st XI cup game away in Kent (which somehow we managed to win !?!?).
	22	Piglet	Was once the baby in the pack. The name Piglet was another useless nick name awarded for no real reason other than it sounded suitable - don't ask why !
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